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TV Repair 101.

"I do tech support for the cloud."

Karataoke

Fishing for Birds

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

Book Worm

Wanting to bond quickly with her new cat, Heather got herself an artificial cat-licker.

"We'd like to run a few tests on you to work the kinks out of it."

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

'I was trying to create an anti-aging formula using stem cells.'

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

Telephone Box

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

Llama training

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

"You've got to compress it because my email account is limited to 3MB."

"Oddly enough it looks like you made 98.6 million last year from the talking medical thermometer you invented."

'Workshop must-haves: a rubber drill.'

"Don't complain. Remember, last week they had us on martinis."

"...and if I press this button..."

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

"You fix it by buying a new one."

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

"He likes to bring them indoors for the winter."

You too can juggle.

'Mary finally solved the blinking clock problem by putting black tape over it.'

To make your computer faster, please pour two cups of Espresso into your CD drive.