Quirky Equipment Enthusiast T-Shirts

"We'd like to run a few tests on you to work the kinks out of it."

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

Karataoke

Fishing for Birds

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

Book Worm

Wanting to bond quickly with her new cat, Heather got herself an artificial cat-licker.

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

'I was trying to create an anti-aging formula using stem cells.'

'Your two o'clock cheeseseeking missle is here.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

Telephone Box

TV Repair 101.

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

Llama training

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

"Don't complain. Remember, last week they had us on martinis."

Dry Cleaning

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

'Workshop must-haves: a rubber drill.'

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

'On','Off', and 'Maybe' switches.

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

To make your computer faster, please pour two cups of Espresso into your CD drive.

You too can juggle.

'Without further ado, I will now choose my favourite microphone.'