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'I hate to keep complaining, but my finger grip on this ball still doesn't seem right.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"He loves his leaf blower."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

Terry had a computer bug.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

CLEAR!

It's great for pulling the birds!

A crab with a utility knife claw

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

The Final Selfie

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

Crane fishing

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

Entertainment systems

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"My compliments to the can opener."