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Cat flap for a truck.

Crane fishing

'Lower!'

Forklift truck

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

CLEAR!

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Moses and the bridge.

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

"Everything you need for self-assembly."

Men's Prayer Group.

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

"On your mark! Get set!"

Builders.

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

Carpenter

Brunel sees his psychiatrist

Bagging the Chipmunk

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

'No. I haven't always been a lawyer.'

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Man checks the gears in his chest.