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Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Crane fishing

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

"On your mark! Get set!"

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

Man checks the gears in his chest.

Bagging the Chipmunk

'I almost read an instruction manual from cover-to-cover once.'

Biker and Cyclist.

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

"Your steak's prepared in the firebox of a 17th century tank engine - unfortunately sir, the chef can't confirm if it has 0-60T wheel arrangement or not."

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

Combined Harvester

A cheese grader

Lighting a Pipe

Jeremy Clarkson

Elephant with front end loader using tusks.

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

'On','Off', and 'Maybe' switches.

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

Cat flap for a truck.

"He adored that old car !"

'I think I've found out why you're experiencing a bumpy ride.'

"I find things go around in cycles."

My dad loves his motor.

The seemingly wanton destruction of private property corp.

'Sergeant! Wake up the lazer guided slaughter-bot. We have a mission for him.'; Reply - 'But he looks so peaceful, Sir.'

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."