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I Love Milling Machines

Combined Harvester

A cheese grader

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"He loves his leaf blower."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

A crab with a utility knife claw

CLEAR!

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

Congratulations Strike Over!

Windows or Mac?

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

Facebook For Dogs.

Crane fishing

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Moses and the bridge.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

"It said it's from the Internet of Things."

'I think this office automation has gone a little too far!'

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

Men's Prayer Group.

"Everything you need for self-assembly."

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'