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I Love Milling Machines

Combined Harvester

A cheese grader

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"He loves his leaf blower."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

A crab with a utility knife claw

CLEAR!

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Congratulations Strike Over!

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

Facebook For Dogs.

Crane fishing

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Moses and the bridge.

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"It said it's from the Internet of Things."

'I think this office automation has gone a little too far!'

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

'We thought we had a specific opening for you but then realized there's an app for it.'

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

"Everything you need for self-assembly."

"Someone is using their drone to do their shopping for the. I guess holiday traffic is the mother of invention."

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

"On your mark! Get set!"