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'I'm beginning to think the definition of 'hero' isn't what it used to be.'

"Don't tell me how to work safely! I've been at this job for five years!"

"It's a poor craftsman, son, who blames his tools."

Builders.

Job Safety - Safety Meeting.

I got my hunter, my guthook skinner, my folding lockback, my hatchet and saw. I still feel like I'm forgetting something.

'Sure, I keep my files in the file cabinet. Where else would you keep them?'

"They don't make them the way they used to!"

"That's quite a hole. Did ya dig 'er by hand?"

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

'Mom, dad... This is Uri, a Swiss army officer.'

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

A man's whole body is twisted after using a power drill.

Tools

'I think he's getting serious. He gave me a Swiss army knife.'

'Well, he's got all the right tools, but the big question remains: Can he play quarterback in the NFL?'

"Not a chance - you go try out for The New This Old House by yourself."

"Dad said that he's going to carve the pumpkin this year!"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"Well, you've come to the right guy."

Toolbar

'Use a tool? I'm not a chimpanzee or a crow, woman...OUCH!'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Born to nail gun.

'No. I haven't always been a lawyer.'

"Goodness me! Diane, we're going to need the angle grinder again..."

'I don't need a hard hat, boss. I passed the plumb bob test where they dropped one on me from 50 stories up and I suffered no ill effects.'

Acupressure Gauge

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Nails strike back against the hammer that normally strikes them

"I think you might need a few more tools."

Nailed it

The grim reaper with a utility scythe

Monks haircutting with compasses

Swiss Gardener