Tool Aficionado Pillows

'I'm beginning to think the definition of 'hero' isn't what it used to be.'

"Don't tell me how to work safely! I've been at this job for five years!"

"It's a poor craftsman, son, who blames his tools."

Builders.

Job Safety - Safety Meeting.

I got my hunter, my guthook skinner, my folding lockback, my hatchet and saw. I still feel like I'm forgetting something.

'Sure, I keep my files in the file cabinet. Where else would you keep them?'

"They don't make them the way they used to!"

"That's quite a hole. Did ya dig 'er by hand?"

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

'Mom, dad... This is Uri, a Swiss army officer.'

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

A man's whole body is twisted after using a power drill.

Tools

'I think he's getting serious. He gave me a Swiss army knife.'

'Well, he's got all the right tools, but the big question remains: Can he play quarterback in the NFL?'

"Not a chance - you go try out for The New This Old House by yourself."

"Dad said that he's going to carve the pumpkin this year!"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"Well, you've come to the right guy."

Toolbar

'Use a tool? I'm not a chimpanzee or a crow, woman...OUCH!'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Born to nail gun.

'No. I haven't always been a lawyer.'

"Goodness me! Diane, we're going to need the angle grinder again..."

'I don't need a hard hat, boss. I passed the plumb bob test where they dropped one on me from 50 stories up and I suffered no ill effects.'

Acupressure Gauge

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Nails strike back against the hammer that normally strikes them

"I think you might need a few more tools."

Nailed it

The grim reaper with a utility scythe

Monks haircutting with compasses

Swiss Gardener