Tool Lover Pillows

'I'd like you to meet the saw, the hammer and, well, you know the drill.'

"It's a hard life!"

'I can tell a lot about a man just by looking at his nails!'

A door handle and a hammer are insulting each other.

Cordless Drill and Drill Less Cords.

Hammer dreams

"It all started with him wanting a pocket for his spare bolts."

"You sure there wasn't a floor model"

"Thanks for helping us put up the shelf, 'Utility Belt Man'."

"Screwdriver!"

Nail Ambush

Essentials

"Everything I see looks like a nail."

Exhaust repair

"The chain saw? It should be good - it cost me an arm and a leg!"

'Try using this.'

'Here! Call the contractor. I don't want to hear any nonsense about goals, or touchdowns, or baskets. I want to see shovels! Lots and lots of shovels!'

Handy Andy / Interfering Ian

Male Kangaroo Pouches.

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

'Remember son, measure twice, cut once...'

An angry Hammer and a Thumb about to cross paths.

Swizz army knife.

'Can Dad fix whatever this was?'

Getting Hammered.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'