Toolbox Lover Pillows

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

D.I.Y with dad.

"He's having a hard time finding work."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"He loves his leaf blower."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

The Hammer

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

A crab with a utility knife claw

CLEAR!

Guide to Carpentry Fish

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"Okay guys you have your assignments. Let's get cracking!"

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.