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'Hi, honey... I'm Ohm!'

Restraining order

'No, we're owned by a non profit poundation.'

"I'd hit that."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"He loves his leaf blower."

Award Winning Gardener

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

CLEAR!

A crab with a utility knife claw

D.I.Y with dad.

The Hammer

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

DIY horror.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"