Equipment Aficionado Pillows

'I hate to keep complaining, but my finger grip on this ball still doesn't seem right.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"He loves his leaf blower."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Terry had a computer bug.

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

It's great for pulling the birds!

A crab with a utility knife claw

CLEAR!

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

The Final Selfie

Crane fishing

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"My compliments to the can opener."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."