Gear Aficionado Pillows

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Nerd tryouts.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Dawing your Cellphone

Cellphone Islands

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

Bicycle sat nav.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

Scarf puts hat back on.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'E-books?'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'New Game'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

Robot walking pet robot