Audio Equipment Aficionado T-Shirts

'Without further ado, I will now choose my favourite microphone.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

My other cello is a Stradivari

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Music producers.

Subwoofer

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"Brat"

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

The dream works when the team works!

"Turn down the bass."

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

Music Freak.

Snake with headphones.

"Is there an audio edition?"

"Romance"

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

Older and wiser

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'