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"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Gordian Earbuds

'I tried to get into TV journalism, but they told me I had a 'radio face'.'

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

The dream works when the team works!

Feelings towards radios #3 Man kissing a radio.

"You'd better stand back now: This is going to be a mighty roar..."

'Time of death: Two forty five pm. Cause of death: Surround Sound System.'

i-plod.

Subwoofer

Music producers.

"Don't you think that loud music will damage your hearing?"

'He's developed a taste for the classics.'

International Brotherhood of Audio Engineers: 'Is this thing on?'

surround sound like crickets chirping everywhere

Feelings towards radios #8 People worshipping a radio.

"Are they nuts? I didn't survive 8-tracks, cassettes, CDs, iPods and downloads just to go back to records!"

"When did you start hearing these voices?"

Mom & Pops General Store - Free Hi-Fi

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Those tiny speakers in mobile phones that play music...Brilliant.'

Speaker's Corner.

'Of course you can't hear anything, the tide's out.'

Cell phone ring on the radio.

Man in office listening to portable radio.

Power House.

Sign number 42 that you're playing your music too loud: Your eyes bulge more than 10 cm out of your eye sockets.

'We can't do much about the ear phones, but Bubba here can customize your ear to make it fit better.'

"I'm a pea. It's only natural that I have a podcast."

'Difficult, intermediate or easy listening?'

"Turn down the bass."

Woofer - subwoofer.

A doctor listens to the radio

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."