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He says his ears have been burning. They are quite large, aren't they? And weirdly shaped, to be honest. Ow, it's happening again!

Flying Ear Specialist

"I said, I found this ear in the parking lot, and we should probably have a chat about leprosy."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Anna Calvi

Orchestra.

At the rock concert...

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Elvis Presley

"Toi Toi Toi!"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Eric Clapton.

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

My other cello is a Stradivari

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Woman crying with happiness.

Fossil record player.

Bryan Ferry

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Jimi Hendrix.

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

Violin Practise

Pre-Television Man Caves

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Elevator Music