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"These tapes of nature are absolutely amazing. You really feel like you're in the forest."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

Audio Books

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

My other cello is a Stradivari

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"Tong!"

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Pre-Television Man Caves

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Music producers.

Subwoofer

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

'Sir, you inaugural speech is simply wonderful. I would just suggest you say 'dear employees' instead of 'hey, you bunch of lousy slaves'.'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

"You know damn well what noise!"

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

"Brat"

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

'Vote for me because my Super PAC raised lots more money than my opponent's Super PAC.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

The dream works when the team works!

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'