Audio Book Aficionado T-Shirts

"A little bit less television, a little bit more books on tape. What's your New Year's resolution?

Noisy Books

'Don't take this the wrong way but I would prefer the audio book version of 'Goodnight Moon' and a set or earphones.'

Parrot listens to a book on tape.

"Meet The Author"

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

Audio Books

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

My other cello is a Stradivari

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

Subwoofer

Music producers.

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

Meet the author

"There goes our early night."