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'I keep hearing voices in my head.'

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Meet the author"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

First Novels.

Reading my Critics

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Second hand furniture.

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Gen-Next Library

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Audio Books

"I try to write a little bit every day."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Don Quixote

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Screen Time vs Book Time

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."