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"Idolistentopodcastsatdoublespeed. How'dyouknow?"

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

Audio Books

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

The joy of sects.

"I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may tend to hurt sales of my 'tell-all' book."

Bibliomaniac

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Richard Hughes.

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

"I read the audio book."

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

"Can any of you draw? I'm thinking we should move into children's books."

Food chain.

Somewhere In France... Mary Anne experiences that certain 'Je ne sais quoi'

Business Books: How to profit from authoritarianism.

"Is there an audio edition?"

Victor Hugo

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

The book that will not be denied!

"Read it again, Daddy!"

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."