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Books-CDs-Tapes.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Rare Books

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Characters jumping out of a book.

Great British Eccentrics.

Audio Books

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Do it yourself books.

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

Sock Puppet in Literature

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

Sue the Author 3PM