Collecting Audiobooks Pillows

Books-CDs-Tapes.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Victor Hugo

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

Rare Books

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

J. R. R. Tolkien

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Characters jumping out of a book.

Great British Eccentrics.

Audio Books

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

Do it yourself books.