Audio Book Devotee Gifts

"Idolistentopodcastsatdoublespeed. How'dyouknow?"

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Audio Books

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

The joy of sects.

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

Bibliomaniac

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may tend to hurt sales of my 'tell-all' book."

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

"I read the audio book."

Richard Hughes.

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"Romance"

"Can any of you draw? I'm thinking we should move into children's books."

"Is there an audio edition?"

The book that will not be denied!

Victor Hugo

Business Books: How to profit from authoritarianism.

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

Somewhere In France... Mary Anne experiences that certain 'Je ne sais quoi'

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

"Read it again, Daddy!"

Food chain.