Audiobook Aficionados Gifts

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

Audio Books

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

So You've Cloned Yourself

"I read the audio book."

The Month of August

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

Ralph Stanley

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

"Romance"

"Is there an audio edition?"

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

Talking Books: 'Push button to hear what critics say about...'

Books-CDs-Tapes.

'He doesn't want to play doctors and nurses anymore - He just wants to play Harry Potter!'

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

No stopping. I'm binge-listening.

'Mom, will you play me a bedtime story on tape?'

"I think I'd rather wait till Benedict Cumberbatch does the audiobook."

'I stole it from the library.'

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

'I'm afraid you're a little late for the book signing, Mr. Dickens.'

I am prepared to unveil by brilliant innovation. Is it an MP3 player? It's a self-help book. A simple way for readers to achieve instant happiness. You? What do you know about happiness? You're miserable and you make other people miserable. Wrong! People will get happy or I'll kick their keisters! Uplifting.

Noisy Books

audiobooks...

Talking Books

Making an Audio Book: Quiet Please No Barking!!!

'I keep mine on my IPod.'