Audio Book Enthusiast Gifts

Talking Books: 'Push button to hear what critics say about...'

Reading my Critics

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

Audio Books

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Music producers.

Subwoofer

So You've Cloned Yourself

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

"There goes our early night."

Meet the author

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Learn yourself English.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

The joy of sects.