Audio Book Aficionado Prints

"A little bit less television, a little bit more books on tape. What's your New Year's resolution?

Noisy Books

'Don't take this the wrong way but I would prefer the audio book version of 'Goodnight Moon' and a set or earphones.'

Parrot listens to a book on tape.

"Meet The Author"

Reading my Critics

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

Audio Books

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

My other cello is a Stradivari

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

Subwoofer

Music producers.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"There goes our early night."

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

Meet the author