Audio Aficionado Gifts

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

"Sounds good. No, wait ??" that's my iPod."

"Vinyl is what we listened to before CDs."

Gordian Earbuds

'And this is my Japanese garden.'

'I tried to get into TV journalism, but they told me I had a 'radio face'.'

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

The dream works when the team works!

Feelings towards radios #3 Man kissing a radio.

"Don't you think that loud music will damage your hearing?"

'Time of death: Two forty five pm. Cause of death: Surround Sound System.'

i-plod.

'He's developed a taste for the classics.'

Music producers.

Subwoofer

"You'd better stand back now: This is going to be a mighty roar..."

Mom & Pops General Store - Free Hi-Fi

The Audio Book Club

International Brotherhood of Audio Engineers: 'Is this thing on?'

"When did you start hearing these voices?"

"Are they nuts? I didn't survive 8-tracks, cassettes, CDs, iPods and downloads just to go back to records!"

surround sound like crickets chirping everywhere

Feelings towards radios #8 People worshipping a radio.

the Carpenters greatest hits...

'Difficult, intermediate or easy listening?'

"I'm a pea. It's only natural that I have a podcast."

'Of course you can't hear anything, the tide's out.'

Sign number 42 that you're playing your music too loud: Your eyes bulge more than 10 cm out of your eye sockets.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Cell phone ring on the radio.

Speaker's Corner.

'Those tiny speakers in mobile phones that play music...Brilliant.'

Man in office listening to portable radio.

'We can't do much about the ear phones, but Bubba here can customize your ear to make it fit better.'

Power House.