I play the guitar. Deal with it.
Acoustic Aficionado Gifts
If you're searching for a gift for the acoustic aficionado who lives and breathes music, you've come to the right place. Our collection offers a range of products from witty mugs to vibrant prints, all designed to celebrate their love for sound and melody. Whether it's for a musician, a concertgoer, or someone who simply can't get enough of their favorite tunes, you'll find something that resonates with their passion. Add a touch of humor or personality to their daily routine with our thoughtfully crafted items, making your gift a memorable note in their musical journey.
'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).
"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."
"Here's another depressing song about me."
Drugs and Rock & Roll
Guitarist.
'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'
Ed Sheeran.
Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'
"Thank you. That one came directly from the heart."
"I'm the studio musician on all the a cappella albums."
"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."
Anna Calvi
"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."
'Big audio gear is coming back!'
Orchestra.
"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."
"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."
Cafe Momus from La Boheme
"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"
"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."
"Toi Toi Toi!"
"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"
"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."
Elvis Presley
'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'
Bryan Ferry
"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."
Woman crying with happiness.
My other cello is a Stradivari
Eric Clapton.
Kanya West Inspired Children Books.
"Tong!"
Fossil record player.
"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"
Acoustic Aficionado Gifts Collection
Acoustic Aficionado Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for acoustics lovers—perfect for daily coffee or tea while they enjoy their favorite tunes.
Acoustic Aficionado Pillows
Find cozy pillows with music-inspired designs to enhance their living space—perfect for singers, musicians, or anyone passionate about acoustics.
Acoustic Aficionado Prints
Check out our musical prints that add a melodic touch to any room—beautifully crafted to celebrate their love of sound and performance.
Acoustic Aficionado T-Shirts
Discover fun and stylish t-shirts for those who can't get enough of acoustics and melodies—ideal for concerts, casual outings, or just showing off their musical spirit.