
World's Most Boring Folk Singer"Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beer."
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World's Most Boring Folk Singer"Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beer."
'Big audio gear is coming back!'
Anna Calvi
"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."
Orchestra.
"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."
'Man, times have changed.'
"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."
"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"
"Toi Toi Toi!"
"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"
Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition
Cafe Momus from La Boheme
Elvis Presley
"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."
"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."
"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"
'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'
'What rhymes with D minus?'
R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021
'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'
Woman crying with happiness.
"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"
Bryan Ferry
Kanya West Inspired Children Books.
Eric Clapton.
Fossil record player.
My other cello is a Stradivari
"Tong!"
"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."
Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'
"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."
"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."
Jimi Hendrix.
Violin Practise
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