Acoustic Guitar Enthusiast Gifts

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

Mardi Gras

Guitarist

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Rap music

'Play it again, Sam.'

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Piano Recital

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Serenading

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

My other cello is a Stradivari

Guitar Man.

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.