Vintage Guitar Enthusiast Gifts

"Astonishingly expensive vintage guitar to pay for. Please give!"

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'Man...You age great!'

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"I love these old decorations!"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

You had me at vintage.

Ladies by the seaside

Grandma's caf

"How soon will this be a remnant

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Large print rock'n'roll section

Antiques

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

1930's Lady.

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Historic Bank Jobs.

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."