Vintage Guitar Enthusiast Gifts

"Astonishingly expensive vintage guitar to pay for. Please give!"

Sir Winston Churchill

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

'What rhymes with D minus?'

"How soon will this be a remnant

Grandma's caf

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

"I love these old decorations!"

'Man...You age great!'

You had me at vintage.

Ladies by the seaside

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Large print rock'n'roll section

Antiques

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

1930's Lady.

Historic Bank Jobs.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Typewriters and Laptops.

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."