Vintage Gear Enthusiast Gifts

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Sir Winston Churchill

Second hand furniture.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Ladies by the seaside

"How soon will this be a remnant

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"I love these old decorations!"

Grandma's caf

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

Typewriters and Laptops.

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

1930's Lady.

Historic Bank Jobs.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

I love you.

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Victorian Gentleman

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

Two Eggs Any Style

Women's Fashion

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."