Vintage Tool Enthusiast Gifts

"We'll be performing the operation using original instruments."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

CLEAR!

A crab with a utility knife claw

The Hammer

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

Men's Prayer Group.

"Everything you need for self-assembly."