Retro Tool Enthusiast Gifts

Early Power Saws

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Diner.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

The Missing Sock Returns

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"And this is our media room."

What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Early Colour TV

"He loves his leaf blower."

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Computer Class.

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

The Hammer

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'It's an antique!'

CLEAR!

Edison invents the personal stereo

Early on-line shopping

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer