Acoustic Guitar Enthusiast Mugs

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Piano Recital

'Play it again, Sam.'

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Rap music

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Chano Pozo,

Freddie Mercury

Guitar Man.

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Serenading