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As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"Don�t forget the accessories!"

Golf Suit

'After that, Ron would always open books about new hobbies before buying the equipment.'

Poor kid...crushed by his own backpack!

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

Man pushing a cog up another cog

When hunting you really should wear what you would normally throw away.

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

Dry Cleaning

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Dawing your Cellphone

Sport Utility Boot.

Nerd tryouts.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Bicycle sat nav.

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

'E-books?'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'