Gear Junkie T-Shirts

"While I'm at it, is there anything I can order YOU from L. L. Bean?"

'I think you might've over-packed, We'll only be gone for an hour,'

OBSOLETE: Any piece of audio equipment you bought last year for mega bucks.

"Give a man a fish and you will feed him for the day."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Nerd tryouts.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Sport Utility Boot.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Dawing your Cellphone

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

"I got a swiss army hook!"

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Bicycle sat nav.

Two Generations of Readers

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Connected to Technology.

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'E-books?'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner