Gear Junkie Pillows

"While I'm at it, is there anything I can order YOU from L. L. Bean?"

'I think you might've over-packed, We'll only be gone for an hour,'

OBSOLETE: Any piece of audio equipment you bought last year for mega bucks.

"Give a man a fish and you will feed him for the day."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Dawing your Cellphone

Sport Utility Boot.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

Nerd tryouts.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"I got a swiss army hook!"

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Bicycle sat nav.

The Modern Novel.

Two Generations of Readers

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

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