Gadget Junkie Pillows

'Technology can be addictive. If the above is familiar - get help.'

'That's right, just drop your old computers here...and I'll take care of any data.'

The manufacturer tried giving the virtual assistant a male voice...but it never listened to a thing you said and forgot anniversaries and birthdays."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Haircuts

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Useless add-ons.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Dawing your Cellphone

Nerd tryouts.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

Bicycle sat nav.

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Two Generations of Readers