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ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Dawing your Cellphone

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Nerd tryouts.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

Bicycle sat nav.

'E-books?'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

The secret lives of household things.

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

Desert wifi

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

'These new metal detectors are great!'

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'