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"I take it your £780 titanium shafted raquet with carbon fibre cross section and nano tube strings didn't help you win your match!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

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ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Dawing your Cellphone

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Nerd tryouts.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Bicycle sat nav.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'E-books?'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."