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Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Outer Space Outsourcing

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

Empty box of ideas

Walking Luggage.

Bright idea

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'Excellent!...We've been looking to hire someone who can think outside the box.'

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

Eureka!

The First Kite

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Artificial Intelligence Drive

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Reinventing the Wheel

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'

"People were steal his ideas"

"It says we're worrying too much."

State of the Art Dog.

Patents office.

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"