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"This looked so much bigger at the store..."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Biker At Museum

"It's your oil.....it needs a new car!"

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

"It's called being preemptive."

Repairing the UFO

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

"We always get a good pitch at the site."

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

Ironmongers

"Usually when someone claims they've installed the latest technology, it means more than just power windows."

Dry Cleaning

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

"While I'm at it, is there anything I can order YOU from L. L. Bean?"

All-way stops.

Mechanics price list.

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

'After that, Ron would always open books about new hobbies before buying the equipment.'

"It's funny how Grace loves reading and Baldo loves cars."

The docs just install the artificial heart. We at Al's garage do the maintenance on the battery.

The development of cars.

'I think you might've over-packed, We'll only be gone for an hour,'

Discussed on Car Talk

"Give a man a fish and you will feed him for the day."

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.