Quirky Gear Enthusiast T-Shirts

People come to terms with the permanent threat of terrorism.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"We'd like to run a few tests on you to work the kinks out of it."

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

Dry Cleaning

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

'On','Off', and 'Maybe' switches.

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

'My funny little car is making funny little noises.'

"Do you have something in a smaller pig?"

"Excuse me, do you realise you're wearing an extravagant cut in an executive cut zone?"

'After that, Ron would always open books about new hobbies before buying the equipment.'

'Bucky, you can't make a power cord out of a fork.'

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

"Its the three wheelers that catch you out"

Recall notice

'It's easier on the back because the weight is distributed evenly. You should try it sometime.'

Before settling on knives, the Swiss army tried lots of things... like this banana with tweezers and a corkscrew.

'Could we pay you the parking fine? We've got to go out of town.'

We deliver carry out orders by hummer.

Your car can be any shape you desire

Have you seen my glasses?

"This looked so much bigger at the store..."

"Yes, I still wear my Harvard ring. It helps when I slug someone."

Skier with an anchor.

Off Road Wellies

"Cruz, I met the greatest girl this week. She rode a cool scooter, she was really cute, and she helped her uncle remodel an '83 Olds!"

Mutant Mootunes - Harry's Hairy Helmet

Garden Centre mowers

'I told him he never should have bought that two-sided watch.'