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Bike Question

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Football Crazy strip six

Bradley Wiggins

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

Superman Going On Vacation.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Altar Ego

"You had me at hell."

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Uneasy Rider

'What's wrong with you?'

Santa Harley

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

Bike Wash