Quirky Cyclists T-Shirts

Monkey on Bike

Cycling with a harp case

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

The return of Miss Subways

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"I gave on the E train."

Oar-tobahn.

Snowman going to work.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Penny Farthing Tricycle

'How am I doing?'

Environmentally Friendly Transport

Man on cycling machine being chased by a dog on a running machine.

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

Clown Bike Rack

"It's just a loaner while my other horse is in the shop."

'My bike was making a strange noise, so I took it apart to fix it. I should've thought ahead, because I have no idea how to put it back together.'

'Benjamin, your car is knocking.'

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

Ladies in Lycra

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

'Sometimes it doesn't stop.'

"Son, it's against the law to ride a bike in this town without protective head gear."

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"

"He used to chase people on a bike a lot, but it got so bad I had to take away his bike."

"Remember, if anyone asks, we say we wear these fantastic outfits because they're aerodynamic."

Biker's head still in the Helmet.

Lawnmower racing

The 'ironicycle'.

Man with deflated sex doll at air pump.

Henry, worried his old car wouldn't pass a smog inspection, took his washer. It passed, but he was ticketed for driving an appliance without a license.

Man on stilts faces horse and rider on stilts

Underwater Train