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Monkey on Bike

Cycling with a harp case

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

The return of Miss Subways

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Oar-tobahn.

Snowman going to work.

"I gave on the E train."

Penny Farthing Tricycle

'How am I doing?'

Man on cycling machine being chased by a dog on a running machine.

Environmentally Friendly Transport

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

Clown Bike Rack

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

"It's just a loaner while my other horse is in the shop."

'My bike was making a strange noise, so I took it apart to fix it. I should've thought ahead, because I have no idea how to put it back together.'

Ladies in Lycra

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

'Benjamin, your car is knocking.'

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

'Sometimes it doesn't stop.'

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"

"Remember, if anyone asks, we say we wear these fantastic outfits because they're aerodynamic."

Tour de France champ Lucien Petit-Breton.

Biker's head still in the Helmet.

"Son, it's against the law to ride a bike in this town without protective head gear."

"He used to chase people on a bike a lot, but it got so bad I had to take away his bike."

Lawnmower racing

Man on stilts faces horse and rider on stilts

The 'ironicycle'.

Man with deflated sex doll at air pump.

Underwater Train