Quirky Biker T-Shirts

Biker's head still in the Helmet.

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Karataoke

Fishing for Birds

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Football Crazy strip six

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Texturing the Walls

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

A dog whose nose is a gun.

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

Kid goes to Hideaway Bakery and sees a sign for a sale on upside down cakes. Cakes are upside down.

'What's wrong with you?'

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"It's ok for you! My cartoonist just can't adapt to his new varifocals!!"

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'