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'They give you that 'I'm tough but thoughtful' look'

"I hear your fix choppers."

The Skullsmashers gang was known for was cruel and inhuman initiation rituals.

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

'Ernie may look tough, but he's really a geek at heart.'

Harley Jacobson

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Ball as water-melon.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Cheesie Rider

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Tattoos sagging with time

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

'Another nice wave.'

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

Early Morning Roll Call.

Biker chopper shopper

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

"You had me at hell."

Absurd motorbike

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

Bad Hare Day

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

Why the city's string of cat burglaries remains unsolved.