Urban Cyclist With A Twist T-Shirts

The 'ironicycle'.

Touring Cyclist

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Bicycle Sidecar.

'You should all be wearing helmets'

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

'That is the bike lane...'

Man on cycling machine being chased by a dog on a running machine.

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

Boris Bike

"No I didn't fly here. I drove."

Man on bike

The Skullsmashers gang was known for was cruel and inhuman initiation rituals.

Penny Farthing With Child Seat.

'Ernie may look tough, but he's really a geek at heart.'

'Gottleib, Gotlieb, look what I invented!'

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

"What were his last words?"

"I hear your fix choppers."

'They want bike lanes,'

Fax Communications - Bicycle Messengers

"The light is green..."

Covid Cycle