Ironic Cyclist T-Shirts

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

Cycling with a harp case

Bicycle sat nav.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Very drunk professional cyclist

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Man on cycling machine being chased by a dog on a running machine.

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

La Tour 2007.

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Tour de Pothole.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Clown Bike Rack

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Retirement became the obvious decision.

Drunken cyclist

"He's come out of retirement!"

Wheelies Gang.

Babe hits for the cycle.

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

Mild Thing.

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

It appears his GPS isn't working properly.

Tour de France champ Lucien Petit-Breton.

"He'll never share the road with a bicycle."

"He used to chase people on a bike a lot, but it got so bad I had to take away his bike."

"Son, it's against the law to ride a bike in this town without protective head gear."

Potential Undesirable Side-Effect of a 'Car-less' Society.

A handlebar moustache a moustache growing off the middle of a push-bike's handlebar

Scandal is catching up to Lance Armstrong.